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Hi I just spent two hours typing out a really great, colorfully worded post about what I think happens to your soul when you're cryogenically frozen like Walt Disney, and how my cannibalistic rat, Alvin, ate poor little Simon today and so Reina, who was in a cow costume, and I buried him under our Church sign by the road using soup ladles and had to return the deranged Alvin to the pet store and it was really sad, and about how I hit my head on a marble table yesterday and probably have like 5 1/2 concussions now, and about how Facebook has told me that the inside of my mind looks like a hurricane but I like to think of it as being more like the Amazon jungle inside a tornado during a blizzard/sand storm, the scene of which is all stuffed into a giant blender that's going through a meat grinder while being whipped about in a wind tunnel. Then my computer became possessed and magically backspaced the entire thing in one, horrific move.

I. Hate. Everything.